Anya memes

January 27th 2014

Why are you not napping?- 
"My body is making my eyes open, so it is not my fault."

Why are you crying ? 

"My body is making tears and they are coming out of my eyes."
Tell your body not to make tears 

"My body does not have ears….."

If handicapped people use chairs with wheels so are babies handicapped since their highchairs have wheels

When Anya got 2 cakes

"I am so lucky to be eating so much food."

"What did I tell you long time back ? No shouting at me. I do not like it."

Why can you not hold your own cookie? 
"I need my hand to scratch myself when I get an itch"

"For christmas I need a doll and a car to drive my doll around"

Feb 2nd 2014

Why did you not wish your friend Happy Birthday? How would you feel if someone did that to you? "HAPPY!"

Feb 5th 2014

"I don’t want Zayna to drink from my sippy"  

Why? 

"I am already sick and I will get her germs and become more sick."

Feb 9th 2014

"Take your bedsheet out of my room"

Why?

"I dont like fat dark things in my room"

Do you not like the fat me then

"I do like you …..you are my mommy….. "